Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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