Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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