Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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