thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
high people should be assigned attendants
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
