perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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