In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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