Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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