? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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