butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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