they need to just BURY HIM!
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Come see our sink grown plant.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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