if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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