Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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