i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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