Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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