and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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