how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
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