no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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