when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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