1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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