Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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