They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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