She announced her abortion via fbk
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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