How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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