wanna go halves on a baby?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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