How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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