chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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