Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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