Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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