i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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