we're blogging at a bar
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Randomize
