We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I did not marry a roomba.
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