I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
