i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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