Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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