I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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