There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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