I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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