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did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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