marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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