i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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