Dual....:-)
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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