I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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