Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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