North Korea, Best Korea!
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The uberlube is also flammable
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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