I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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