sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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