handjob tips. give me some.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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