He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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