But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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