a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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