So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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