YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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