I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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