doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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