well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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